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    Because SCIENCE bitches SnesOrama Supporter Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill's Avatar
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    A Letter to Michael Jones aka Snowball the Tossed Salad Man



    Alright, the time has come to be pen pals with the legendary Tossed Salad Man. He's currently serving life at East Jersey State Prison.

    East Jersey State Prison
    Lockbag R Woodbridge Ave, Rahway, NJ‎
    Phone# (732) 499-5010‎


    So, let's post what we want to write to him about and mail him a letter.
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    Tell him to toss your salad.

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    We could ask him if he knows cOcO!/Dfactor? :lol:

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    Because SCIENCE bitches SnesOrama Supporter Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill's Avatar
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    Alright kids, let's be serious. Only actual paragraphs that can be added to a letter will be included.

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    Because SCIENCE bitches SnesOrama Supporter Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill's Avatar
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    Dear Mr. Jones,

    You may or may not be aware that you are widely known as the "Tossed Salad Man" on the Internet. I daresay you are a prison sex guru celebrity of sorts. In any case, Snowball(if I may call you that), I would like to get to know you better. While I'm at odds to find a single redeeming quality in you, I can find at least one. You are a living anti-going-to-prison public service announcement.



    To be continued by me or some one else...
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    Continued from Dill's post...

    As I stated earlier, you are somewhat of an internet celebrity. I am curious as to how this makes you feel? Good, real good? Or bad, real bad? If so, why? Did you ever imagine you would be a celebrity, or are you surprised to hear of your celebrity status? Of course, this does not mean that I endorse such a thing; however, I felt that this should be known to you before I continue with this letter to provide some background.

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    Have you considered writing a book on the subject? There very well may be a large number of young men who could benefit from your experience; the lost- those who struggle to toss salad, but lack the basic skills needed to effectively pull it off. One possible title could be: "Just Like A Pussy."
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    Because SCIENCE bitches SnesOrama Supporter Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill Dill's Avatar
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    Thanks guys, for contributing.
    December 20 is the last day before I send that letter, I want Snowball to get it for Christmas.
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    ...We are also interested about your crimes (at least I am). Can you talk about that a little bit (or write us a letter), or do you claim to be innocent like other guys there?...

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